After days of watching every single cover shoot video thrice and consulting a Magic 8 Ball, we ultimately decided on the 16 hottest videos to ever grace a computer screen.
16. Amanda Bynes (Cover Issue: February 2010)
Notice how our cameraman NEVER mentions to her that she's hanging out of her shirt. That takes years of training.
15. Vanessa Minnillo (Cover Issue: October 2006)
Vanessa, a former Miss Teen USA, channels her inner Bonnie & Clyde (mostly Bonnie) for this shoot, where she seduces a chair and hanging beads. And we're all better off for it.
14. Ashley Greene (Cover Issue: December 2009)
Because nothing says "sexy vampire" like to some pan flute-infused jazz music. Dig that vibe, man.
OK, before you send us e-mails, we know that she says she's shooting the March cover. But she was so hot we couldn't wait that long.
12. Stacy Keibler (Cover Issue: November 2008)
She's hot, knows math ("only 12 girls a year get this honor" and "my legs are 41.5 inches long") and builds up our self-esteem ("one of my favorite shoots ever!"). Oh, and she's looking for a guy who "drinks beer and burps." Stacy, welcome to the Top 12.
11. Eliza Dushku (Cover Issue: March 2009)
Sure, she reveals that she flat-out lied to her three brothers by doing this cover shoot. But after seeing her in this sexy lingerie, we could care less.
10. Sara Foster (Cover Issue: April 2005)
Those pouty looks. Those white socks. That hot pink chair. Need we say more?
9. Olivia Wilde (Cover Issue: July 2009)
We're really proud of this video. When Olivia says "It's cool that people see intelligence as sexy," our cameraman doesn't even snicker.
8. Tricia Helfer and Grace Park (Cover Issue: November 2009)
Two words: Battlestar Galacticawesomeness. (Note we didn't say they were real words.)
7. Anna Kournikova (Cover Issue: September 2008)
SHINY GOLD BIKINI! SHINY GOLD BIKINI! SHINY GOLD BIKINI!
6. Shannon Elizabeth (Cover Issue: June 2008)
Two things stand out in this video.
5. Kim Smith (Cover Issue: July 2005)
This L.A. shoot was all about saluting the troops. Mission accomplished.
4. Joanna Krupa (Cover Issue: August 2009)
3. Kelly Monaco (Cover Issue: September 2005)
Is it us, or does she sweat a lot....like, A LOT?
2. Eva Longoria (Cover Issue: September 2006)
After this shoot, giant furry couch sales went through the roof.
1. Marisa Miller (Cover Issue: July 2008)
This L.A. shoot was all about saluting the troops. Mission accomplished.
4. Joanna Krupa (Cover Issue: August 2009)
We really want to make jokes about her being all wet in this video, but we're not going to do it.
3. Kelly Monaco (Cover Issue: September 2005)
Is it us, or does she sweat a lot....like, A LOT?
2. Eva Longoria (Cover Issue: September 2006)
After this shoot, giant furry couch sales went through the roof.
1. Marisa Miller (Cover Issue: July 2008)
She's so hot in this video that she won't even talk to us. And we don't blame her.
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