Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Funny Freshmansayings

The words of our mothers II

We again remind those catchphrases that our mothers repeated again and again ... Those that we have stuck in memory and that we have unwittingly incorporated into our repertoire particular.

After the first delivery of these pearls maternal , I return with the second part. New insurance sentences that are common to all mothers, whether in the corner of the world are, and have forged our character and our way of being.

important thing is to see with hindsight and see all of them said to us for our good and give us an education and social values, which is becoming scarce among today's youth.

Some of the phrases I are coming to mind are:

  • Because I said so, period : This was the queen of the phrases ... Always served to settle any conversation. Also, after this sentence had the right to reply or anything, because the next step was to take a cock. My mother had to be very tired of me to say it, because it is so conversational and always tried to convince me with advice, but of course ... When I became annoying, because he said the happy little phrase and that's what it was given.
  • You take away the black to the fruit, and you can eat well : He said this especially with bananas I always had a black speck, and how sensitive I was to eat as they do not want them. But there was my mother to take the last Tozo banana, pear or whatever it was and made me eat it as if freshly picked from the tree. The advantage of the last fruit is that it made me ball like steak dry ... I told you I was very picky eater (which is not happening to me today).
  • I, I ... You, you ... : This was the worst threat to the world because you never knew what I expected after that sentence. I never knew, because I never thought to cross the threshold of "you, you ...". There was another version, which was: "Do not be or what do you ." This was also terrible, because we returned to the uncertainty ... When your mother does not know what you will do, is to be an awful doom!!
  • The expiration date of yogurt, is just indicative : Another example of excessive domestic economy. My mother bought the yogurt in big boxes because they were cheaper, and of course, we gathered at home with twenty or thirty yogurt that we had to eat before they expire ... As this was physically impossible, because I let go of the little phrase in question. So easy: "What they say the manufacturer is only indicative for people to dispose and buy more yogurt, but in reality the date is indicative only ... "Given these arguments, Who was going to counter??
  • already you pray that this stain is removed : He said this every time I play or stained clothing goofing with tempera or something. The truth is that I did not make any case, knowing that if the spot was not removed because there was nothing: I sewed a patch of another color in the pants or sweats and point. I believe that the spots that contributed to spread out the knee between my varied background wardrobe, jejejeje.
  • Do you think that money falls from the sky? : This phrase I never understood why no matter how small it was, I always knew that the money given away by banks. So do not understand why I wanted to buy all the toys that I requested over and over again ...

For though not enough, after years and years to hear these words, I have not finished traumatized or I need a psychologist or anything ... Is that those were different times and mothers rather than pay a professional to fix your problems, arranged themselves behind closed doors, slipper hand.


Tuesday, December 14, 2010

How To Get A Rainbow For Club Penguin

THINK TANK


Hi, students of 1 º F. High School

Do you know what the expression "Think Tank"? Is somewhat related to today's world, but the origin of this expression is in the Second World War.

As I explained in class to make this holiday season you may have something to think about those who have not passed the matter shall make a brief research paper (one page or so) about the think tanks, their function, origin, etc. and expose their classmates as well as submit and respond kindly to questions of others.

Each student approved to make a really interesting question, will win a point for the next review, and the note that exposes students depend on their previous work and his answers, so the class will become a "challenge" or play defense and attack, but I hope that there is too BLOOD!

Mobile Year in review 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Sudan Flogging Video Sparks Outrage (GRAPHIC VIDEO)

KHARTOUM, Sudan (AP) - Sudan's judiciary opened an investigation into a video of a woman being flogged that has been widely circulated on the Internet, the state news agency reported Sunday.
The video shows a woman in a voluminous cloak on her knees screaming and pleading with blue-uniformed policemen, identified as Sudanese, who take turns whipping her across the head and feet.
There is no way to verify the identity of the woman or the location of the event shown on the two minute video.
"The investigation was started immediately after the images of the young woman, being punished under Articles 154 and 155 of the 1991 Sudanese penal code, appeared on the Internet," the judiciary said in a statement.
The statement said the investigation would look into whether the punishment was implemented improperly.
Article 154 and 155 of the Sudanese penal code mandates flogging up to 100 lashes as a punishment for adultery or running a brothel, as well as up to five years in prison.



Sudan Flogging Video Sparks Outrage (GRAPHIC VIDEO)

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KHARTOUM, Sudan (AP) - Sudan's judiciary opened an investigation into a video of a woman being flogged that has been widely circulated on the Internet, the state news agency reported Sunday.
The video shows a woman in a voluminous cloak on her knees screaming and pleading with blue-uniformed policemen, identified as Sudanese, who take turns whipping her across the head and feet.
There is no way to verify the identity of the woman or the location of the event shown on the two minute video.
"The investigation was started immediately after the images of the young woman, being punished under Articles 154 and 155 of the 1991 Sudanese penal code, appeared on the Internet," the judiciary said in a statement.
The statement said the investigation would look into whether the punishment was implemented improperly.
Article 154 and 155 of the Sudanese penal code mandates flogging up to 100 lashes as a punishment for adultery or running a brothel, as well as up to five years in prison.
WARNING: Video contains graphic imagery.
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In 2009, Sudanese journalist Lubna Hussein was sentenced to 40 lashes under the country's controversial indecency law for appearing in public wearing trousers.
Under a storm of international criticism for the sentence, Hussein was eventually released with just a fine.
Sudan's government implements a conservative version of Islamic law in the north, and "public order" police enforce the laws, banning alcohol, breaking up parties and scolding men and women who mingle in public.

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Wit Dog Pet Makroute

Another joke from my childhood which I spent hours and hours of silly laughter. I believe there can be no bad joke in the world ... but I did muchíiiiiiiisima grace. but all my friends and I knew, no matter tell us again and again to shake with laughter when I got the little phrase final, jajajaja.

Is there really someone who does not know who the dog Makroute?? If so, surely has lived on Mars or Saturn lifetime. A childhood is not childhood without having had or heard this joke.

Well ... Apretaros males, there goes the well-known joke about the dog and supermalísimo Makroute:

This was a lady who had a dog named Makroute, and one day he escaped.
The lady looked everywhere, until he saw a guard and goes and says
- Excuse me, sir guard ... Have you seen Makroute?.
And then the policeman replied:
- No, but I like to see them!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA, it's bad, right? As yet, when someone had, we laughed a lot, and he insisted with a laugh: "again, Tell it again!" And find the kid in question I could have two or three times and we always had lots of grace.

Throughout the joke we had the emotion contained, outlining the typical smirk of someone who knows what will happen next. As he reached the final little phrase ... There already huge estallábamos on a rampage.

I always thought: "It is to be ocurrrencias ... Putting that name to a dog!! Was the least that could happen to this lady. And to top it goes and asks a guard!! Jajajajaja ".

kid things in order ... Or not so kids because searching the Internet, I discovered that not only exists Makroute dog if it even has its own blog: Dog Makroute . Obviously I have become his follower. Actually this is a humor blog where the author publishes different bullets as if he were the Makroute. Worth a visit.

Some
has published a graph. Look what I found a blog called Tirsorietas :

Chiste Perro Mis Tetas
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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Corsodyl Hurts My Teeth

our childhood

During our childhood, in every event of importance came to light one or another pet that sometimes became more famous than the actual event yes. World Cup, Olympics, World Fairs ... They all had their pet.

Along with these characters rode a whole paraphernalia of key chains, stuffed animals, stickers, toys, etc.. Compulsively bought all these memories. He even made cartoons with these characters as protagonists.
Some of my favorite pets, for one or the other reasons are:

Naranjito : This is the ultimate pet. It was the official mascot of the 1982 World Cup held here in Spain. I had a lot of toys with the image of Naranjito. I remember not to feel alone, shortly after he took a lemon called Citroni buddy and a girlfriend named Clementine mandarin.


Osito Misha: It was the mascot of the Moscow Olympics in 1980. It was great because it was even a cartoon series itself! When I was little, I had a house full of stuffed teddy bear Misha. I even had a radio (I still have) with the shape of the bear. The truth is that the radio did not work very well ... never But I liked playing with it. Another thing I like about this bear was that the pictures always looked like he was posing and making posturita, lol.




Cobi : Was it a dog?? The truth is that it was rare. Mariscal was a bit freaked out by a stranger who was always stupid, in profile. People made a hand gesture that symbolized this pet: It was as if I put the horns with the thumb stretched (just like in a concert of Iron Maiden Heavy Metal). The index and little fingers were supposed to be the ears and thumb his nose was ... Finally, design a display representing us worldwide.


Curro : Also in the EXPO 92 in Seville, and its emblem was a mix of bird species gay flag and a tropical Pirulo. It was Curro. Do not know why you left a rainbow in the head, but the fact that it seemed Llongueras or Rupert had no mercy with him. Its peak was enough to smoke in the shower and wet is not smoking. If doubts about the kind of animal it was Cobi ... Curro already long story: Was a toucan, a dove, a tropical parrot?? Namely ...


What house there was a stuffed animal, keychain, or anything else of these pets? Without realizing it, we let come into our homes and became part of our lives and our memories. Is that a picture is worth a thousand words, and the image of these characters represent their respective events well, right???

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Gay Cruising Place Kolkata

13 Rue of Barnacle

These cartoons were my favorites when I was a kid. It was a building that looked like a cage of crickets. He saw what was happening inside the apartments, and tenants were most strange.

was the caretaker, always gossiping and malmetiendo, a tailor caught something that ended their suits in any way, a pension in which the owner sisaba all I could, and a long list of characters each more crazy and fun.

On the roof there was a cat and mouse, which remind me of Itchy & Scratchy Simpsons because the poor mouse was always doing putadillas the cat, who suffered attacks resigned. Poor thing ... I was embarrassed.

Another floor that made me very funny was the lady who lived with their dogs, cats, birds and lots of pets. He was always arguing with them like I was crazy ... A poor brought it down the street from bitterness.

The grocer seized and predatory plant Low also seemed cool, he was always selling lentils thoroughly weighed with stones to more or selling chickens older than the poor had to crutches, lol.

Anyway, I had characters to give and take. I spent the long hours with these comics and I think that, after saccharin buttons were my favorites.

In this link you can see all sorts of information about these cartoons created by Ibanez, as well as its history and plenty of curiosities: the Barnacle Thirteen Rue

As the saying goes: To sample a button. So I leave you some pictures to remember these comics:


you also do you like these scenes? Which character was your favorite?